Windows 7, Windows 8, IOS6 and Ubuntu… on your Android phone?

Don’t believe the headline?  That’s fine.  But it’s true!  Sort of…  If you own an Android device you owe it to yourself to open the Google Play store and search out “Launcher7″ and install it.  Once installed hit the “home” key on your phone and select “Launcher7″.  See what I mean?  Windows7 Mobile(sort of).  Now if you’re happy, leave it.  If not then uninstall “Launcher7″ and check out “Launcher8″.  You can also download and install the “iPhone OS Theme Go Launcher” to achieve an iOS appearance.  The proof is in the pudding: Android phones are amazing.  But whats what I said?  Ubuntu?  Well the folks developing Ubuntu said “Hey, lets make those super-powered phones into portable computer hard drives and operating systems!”  Yeah, they really did.  And it looks amazing.  I don’t know exactly how well it operates… You should, however, check it out for yourself!

Main Site: Mobile Android < Mobile Ubuntu

Video Explaining The Process: Mobile Android < Mobile Ubuntu YouTube Video

Wicker Chair Redux pt. 1.

This is the first time I’ve written anything of substance since 2006. It’s not great, it’s a start. I’ll be adding to it as I write more, and hopefully, get some of my skill back.

 Wicker Chair Redux

Devin Vertigo

It was time to see her again.

His hand dragged against the cardboard as he shuffled another package into the back of the short white Civic, this particular game of Tetris becoming tiresome as the day wore on. He wiped a bead of sweat from his brow and took the moment to examine his handiwork. Aside from a tipped box labeled FRAGILE in sloppy sharpie in the back left side floor board, it seemed orderly enough. He was leaving a lot behind; it was necessary. He took a long look at his belongings, leaning one arm against the heated car..

He took a moment, stepped back, closed his eyes, and just shook his head. This had not been a good month. Too many things had been slipping out of his control. If there was one thing that he valued it was the illusion of control over his situation. He had at least been content, at least been in some sort of position of security. Now he was out of the back door of a forced eviction, he had lost his job due to a rather unfortunate shutdown, and he was just another person out of work with very few skills and next to no options. Truly, he was living the American Dream.

Christopher Poulin had spent the better part of the last several years working as a supervisor at a small packaging plant. It wasn’t anything to write home about, but it was comfortable. He had friends, he had benefits, he had a steady income. He had underlings. It was all he could ask for, at least he had thought so back when he originally took the position. Anything to escape humdrum of his custodial duties he had held prior to that. Then it had all come crashing down around him, and he had no contingency plan. So it was time to see her.

It had been so long. Would she know him? How could she? Was she even still there? The last conversation they had engaged in had pointed to the fact that she should be, but that was nearly a decade ago. The doubts and wonders bounced around in his head, the what-ifs outweighing the rational thoughts. It all seemed like such a long-shot, but up to this point, everything had been a long-shot, why not take one more?

She had been a force for good in his life, an escape when there didn’t seem to be one, in those formative years. At times he had felt like a leech, attaching to her for support and draining her of her good will. Despite the repeated protests she had offered, he had always felt this way. That is why he had left, why he had gone away. Not just to begin a life of his own but to allow her to have her own life back. He couldn’t fathom having someone care on that level, and so he had drifted away and focused on what he had hope would have been a career. Like so many others, though, there was no glitz or glory. He was another drone working for the hive, and that no doubt, had changed him.

Something didn’t feel right in that moment, it all felt very surreal. It was a position he had never been in. For all of the hardships he had faced, he had never felt completely void of purpose. Perhaps it was just the anxiety speaking to him, but he felt as if there was nothing to look forward to. That was the reason all of this was happening, or was it? His mind was spinning out of control, out of itself. He opened the back door and reached into the cup holder in the depressed cup holder in center of the seat, extracting a thin prescription bottle of Xanax into his hand and popped one. Just as the doctor had told him, As needed. It was needed. His hand shook slightly as he replaced the cap, put the bottle back and shut the door. How long had that been back there?

He paced around his vehicle, looking back at the cluster of apartments he had called his home. It seemed almost foreign to him now. He wasn’t welcome there, it wasn’t his place. It was time to go. He slammed the trunk shut, taking another long look outward at the people coming and going. He had no idea how long he was watching them, resting himself lazily on the side of that car. Time passed without consequence, and the music flowed through him, acting as a calming agent in his battle to stay intact. Then he found the ground.

He fell backward, unable to catch himself as the ground rushed up to meet him. If it hadn’t of been for the blaring noise in the pair of stock ear buds he wore, he may have seen the person running by at full speed, may have had a moment to collect himself, to avoid that collision. He hadn’t been paying attention though, he was in his own head again. So the wind came up to catch him, and that slow motion collapse took place. He would lie there, sprawled like a turtle on its back, for a moment longer than he should have, no doubt. That bright yellow dot in the sky was staring back at him, unquestioning but ever-present.

He shifted to stand, and felt something rattle in his back pocket. Suddenly that anxious flash of heat pushed through him, knowingly. He hadn’t noticed the music having stopped for that split second, it had just picked right back up, and through the cacophony of synthesized beat it was always difficult to tell if it was a skip or just some artist trying to be clever. He slid the MP3 player into his hand and looked down at the screen. That familiar ink blot pattern of a smashed LCD coming to view. He would press his hand to it, the screen flexing to his touch. He wouldn’t be selling this today.

 

Fuck.”

Deleted My Facebook

Yup.

I Went Camping

This past weekend I went camping in the Northern Maine Woods.  This trip spanned Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.  It was wonderful… There is nothing like being with a good friend in the middle of nothingness.  You can say what you want, do what you want, smoke, drink, fish, drive around and look around or just plain relax.  It gave me a chance to think a lot… long story short, I am not getting my nourishment by being a couch bum and I need to start getting outside WAY more often…  I’ve only been home for about 20 hours and I entirely miss it… I can’t wait to go back.  That’s all…

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Down The Toilet It Goes

My Pink Floyd project has gone down the toilet.  The people that I was able to get on board have all bailed… quite a let down to me.  So I’ve decided to continue down the road of the solo venture.  I’ve got a thing now for Daft Punk… so I think the next may album may consist of some Daft Punk mixes.  Good stuff.  Oh well.  I really need to buckle down and finish all these musical projects I’m in the middle of.

A Need To Create

I am sitting here this morning.  Relatively early considering its the first day of what is basically a vacation and I find myself in dire need to creating something.  Well, I know how this goes every time.  I always can’t decide between drawing something, making a song in Mixcraft, recording some guitar work and writing. Ultimately I wind up sitting on my ass doing nothing or at most, end up playing Minecraft with great dissatisfaction, creating numerous pieces of pixel art.  Well today may turn out differently.  My brain went “You want to listen to Pink Floyd.” And I did listen… and the more I listened the more I realized that there is a chunk of songs that seem to strike me on some deep down personal level that I don’t fully understand.  Better yet, these songs actually have some kind of natural flow.  Brilliant idea of a medley!  So I am more so making this blog for the sake of saying what the songs are for posterity and also for why I chose them.  I am working on finding so co-musicians to help me realize this idea.  It will be time as I need a sax player and can’t currently think of one that has enough skill.  Here is the list.

Your Possible Pasts – This song is from Pink Floyd’s album The Final Cut.  It says to me of thinking back at all that could have been and what is.  It says that all that we are and all that we become is a result of the life we live and the actions we take.  There is no destiny, there is no fate… simply choice and chance.
Another Brick In The Wall (Pt1) – This ones from The Wall.  Simply put, its not only one of the most well recognized Floyd songs, but it also has a strong meaning.  And to me this is why it follows the previous song.  It says we are all one identity in the end.  If you looked at the world as a whole you wouldn’t see people and cultures but the world as a whole.  No matter how different we are from each other, even down to the cells that make us up, we are still all the same.  We’re stuck on a chunk of space rock, whipping through space, trying to survive.  We.
Us & Them – As a good follow up, how many people really do see the world this way?  It is us against them.  This would be the opposite thought of what I think and feel but I recognize the importance of every opinion out there.  It creates singularity from a crowd.  Plus its straight up just about my favorite Floyd song of all time.
Another Brick In The Wall (Pt2 & Pt3) – What can I say?  We gotta finish the epic!  And beyond that, all these songs have their own messages.  Part 1 is more of a message that says, to me, that we are all one and none of us matter on a global scale.  Part 2 and Part 3 is more of a revolt against that idea.  It says that we do matter.  If everyone takes the “I don’t matter” approach to their existence, then we don’t matter.  We might as well make a rocket to steer Earth into the sun.The Trial – If you listen to “The Trial” you’re going to assume its from a musical (it kind of is, right?) or is a part of Beethoven’s Last Night by TSO.   Well, it’s not.  It’s actually one of the most powerful songs Floyd ever wrote.  His life is closing in on him.  All the self realizations have taken the form of people from his past and he realizes he is spiraling.  In the end of the song they start to scream the lyric “TEAR DOWN THE WALL!”  And this is the part where it becomes abundantly clear that all of us need to tear down our own wall and be more open to the idea of being one while still being us.  But not become Us And Them.
Comfortably Numb – The part we all hit.  I don’t care.  I am comfortable with who I am but at the same time haven’t realized that who I am is completely influenced by everyone I’ve ever known, loved or been with.  Pure originality is dead in this world but no one really realizes it.  It ties back to “Your Possible Pasts” in that you can look back all you want on your life and it wouldn’t matter in the end because you’d still become something that has happened before. Have A Cigar – You’ve finally figured it out.  Choice and Chance, as I said earlier, are the only real things that are going to matter in the end.  No matter what, the world won’t change its opinion of itself.  Every country feels like their tragedy and suffering is the most important, that their debt is the most crucial to fix and all the people feel the same way about themselves and their problems.  Me me me me me me me.  Save me, fuck the rest.  As Devin and I have so thankfully borrowed from Patton Oswalt… “You wouldn’t give a crippled crab a crutch.”  So have a cigar, any time you’ve wasted trying to change the world was wasted.  Don’t be selfish, help those that you love and that you can trust, help charities that realize whats important and fuck the rest.

On The Turning Away – Giving up on your ideals once you realize they are nothing more than ash and tar.  They’ve become a memory.  A Possible Past.  You’ve realized that your life has meaning and that is the choices you make and the chances you take and nothing more than that.  You do what you do because you do and don’t want to.  Live life that way, and turn your old visions to the side.  You clearly have something new to waste the time between here and the grave thinking about.

Goodbye Cruel World – When you give the world the ultimate sign off.  The ultimate fuck it.  You’ve become set in your ways.  Being a person of the world and trying to help those that needed it most was pointless because not enough people think like you.  Sure you made a difference for some, but not enough.  The world fills up with more and more people who think for just themselves and there is not enough good left in the world to make a difference.  You’ve become what you were out to help destroy in the first place but realize they were right all along.  Us and Them.  A new Possible Past.  Just another Brick In The Wall.  You’ve become Comfortably Numb to the world around you.  You lost The Trial.  The visions in your head were right about you.  You tore down The Wall to become someone new and it failed, just like everything else you’ve done in life.  Plus its just an overall good closer.  It’s chill, it’s quick, its simple and it works for ending a medley.  Especially this long.

A Dream of Utter Despair

Us and them
And after all we’re only ordinary men
Me, and you
God only knows it’s not what we would choose to do
Forward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died
and the General sat, and the lines on the map
Moved from side to side

Black and blue
And who knows which is which and who is who
Up and Down
And in the end it’s only round and round and round
Haven’t you heard it’s a battle of words
The poster bearer cried
Listen son, said the man with the gun
There’s room for you inside

Down and Out
It can’t be helped but there’s a lot of it about
With, without
And who’ll deny it’s what the fighting’s all about
Out of the way, it’s a busy day
I’ve got things on my mind
For want of the price of tea and a slice
The old man died

Pink Floyd – Us And Them

So recently I had a dream that… well, to put it plainly, struck me as disturbing.  I am not the greatest at painting imagery with words so if it doesn’t phase you keep in mind that it did phase me.

I was descending into Hell.  That much I knew.  Each level deeper I went into the home was another level closer to Hell.  The home was familiar at first.  In fact, it was my parents home.  Their basement to be exact.  Nothing special as far as basements go.  It is unfinished, has only one window, contains some old junk, shelving with more old junk on it, an old roll top desk (which I want when I move into my own house), a washer and dryer and stacks of firewood.  The glaring difference was a new staircase.  There was no bulkhead door, nothing.  Just a hole with a crude staircase.  So I began to descend.

Interestingly enough this next level of basement… sub-basement if you will, was also familiar.  I had a dream in the past in which I had visited this place.  This basement has simply cement walls with rough surfaces.  Small chunks are falling out of the walls and litter the floor.  The floor was rough ledge stone.  It was utterly nondescript and was lantern lit.  Not sure why a burning lantern was there, but none the less, it was.  Other than that this level was very plain.  When I first dreamed of this place I had brought an old army cot down there and lived there until I had died.  I remember in that first dream it was always cold and damp; just like a cave is, and it was completely sealed off once I got down into it.  This time there was a hallway.  Of course I went down the hallway.

At this point my brain decided it was time for back-story apparently.  I was a criminal who had committed murder.  Your punishment for such a thing (in this crazy dream world) was to be blindfolded, handcuffed and placed in a room with no windows, black walls, black ceiling and a black floor.  Once inside your blindfold is removed and you are locked in.  This must be my mind thinking “To be such a criminal is to cause a black hole in someones heart, and you’d always live inside of it if you were the one that caused it.”  And I had lived like that for a decade.  That was my time served.  In the time I had been there, I had gone quite clearly insane.  To the extent that I had begun conversing with the blackness and calling it Lucifer.  It would tell me all the truths of my existence and what was happening to the world outside of the blackness I had to live inside of.  The emptiness told me that my wife had moved on and forgotten me, my family had disowned me and forgotten about me, all my friends and loved ones wanted nothing to do with me and when I came out there would be nothing left for me but loneliness.

At this point, my dream self is down the hallway and suddenly in his cell again.  Except its changed.  The walls are blackened with some kind of grease.  Its always moving, like a fluid colony of ants.  I stand there and the door behind me slams.  The blackness begins to engulf me, crawling slowly up my body.  I begin to hear the voice again, only this time its telling me “This time when I take you, I will keep you for all time”.  It then begins to cover my eyes.  At this point it was like being blindfolded again.

Suddenly I was no longer in the Room of Utter Despair.  I was in the woods.  It was late fall.  I was heading towards a large gathering of people enjoying a picnic in the last warm days of the season.  The group of people was my family.  In the dream I couldn’t see through my own eyes.  I could only see from the outside of myself.  For the record, my dreams play out like movies very often with camera cuts and everything.  This was especially frustrating because every time I’d get closer to someone in third person it’d cut to POV and I wouldn’t be able to see them.

This is the part where it gets considerably weirder.  Ever play Mortal Kombat?  Noob Saibot?  With his greasy/smoky little companion that he can summon at will?  That was basically following me.  No one could see it or hear it but me.  And it was telling me things like “All these people have rejected you when all you’ve done is make a mistake.  None of them care about you or love you.  End them all.  They don’t need to live if they don’t want to acknowledge your existence.”  At this point it cut to POV view and inside my soul, apparently, I began to force my eyes open.  And the light was blinding.  It cut to a view of my face.  I was staring straight into the sun, slowly burning out my retinas and giving myself cataracts.  The voice began to scream and yell at me, all the while fading away.  Eventually my eyes became a dead color of slate gray-blue.  I woke up.

I get a lot of what this dream could have been saying in the subconscious… but I think I may actually try to use this as a story, as well as take the message for myself.  I feel it could really be an interesting, vivid read that may make people look into themselves a bit if done correctly.  All the while it could just make a fun piece of Sci-Fi/Horror.

Tom

Legacy Reconfigured

For some reason that name fits this post.  No its not just because I’m listening to that album (Tron: Legacy Reconfigured from Daft Punk/various artists)… it just works. We all leave a footprint behind us everywhere we go whether we realize it or not.  A history of our lives for the ages to learn of or disregard.  A legacy, if you will.  What will yours be?

I find that I am asking myself that very question.  If I died tomorrow and looked back on my life what would my crowning achievement be?  For that matter, would I be okay with the trail of breadcrumbs I’ve left behind up to that very moment?  It’s not an easy question to answer because everything is never really in its place.  We have the power to shift and change anything and everything we want.  What I want today might be the thing I never needed tomorrow and the one thing I knew I’d never want might become the one thing I should have always had.  It’s hard to say what one should and should not do with their lives and, yes; I suppose that is where things such as regret and shame come into play but I see it in a different light.

It is unreasonable to assume that you can always know exactly what it is that your heart wants.  Sometimes you just feel the need to need without needing anything.  But what if that feeling is the time you were supposed to take that leap and do the one thing you’d remember for the rest of your life.  You can’t know what that moment is until you’ve reached the end.  That being said I have taken into consideration that I have a beautiful thing with my good friend Devin Vertigo in that we have a passion for the podcast that we run.  I may not be a major financial contributor but I am working hard to change my ways in adding content to the shows, both in terms of articles but also in a way of linguistics.  I have always been afraid to voice my opinion because I have a hard time taking what is in my head and having it come out correctly.  In all manners of creativity.  I know what needs to be said/played/drawn/written… but I am not capable of going from mind to recording/guitar/paper/wording.

A great example is this blog.  It is EXTREMELY disjointed!  I KNOW!  I am working at changing that.  There is no reason I have to be all over the radar trying to make a point and having this blog helps.  While it might be disjointed, it gives a place to vent and a place to think and share and I think that is part of it for me.  As time goes on, I can look back and see that I’ve progressed as time has gone on and that the effort was always a good thing.

In summary I am trying to say that I have decided that my legacy will be my creativity.  Whether it ends up in the podcast, in my art or in my music is none of my concern.  I have the skills and I need to apply them.  I don’t want to die having my cherished moments be mediocrity speckled with the joys of marriage and raising children.  Marriage is great and I’m sure kids will be an adventure but I need to be more.  Starting here is where I go back to the ambitious Tom that worked towards a goal beyond “Make the money, 9-5 it, make it to the weekend and crash”.  I always say that this country awards mediocrity too much and that’s why it’s falling apart.  I need to to stop being a statistic of my own accusation.  Time for a change.

The Knowledge of Never Knowing.

I strive for perfection, and consistently, I fall short. It is a sad state of affairs when once is driven to be perfect. I try desperately to be the best at what I do. The bottom line in all of this, is that I will never be perfect. When I accept that, I might find some kind of solace in my life. For now though, it will continue to be a constant stride for mediocrity when I know I can give so much more. I feel like I am but a cog in the wheel at work, and that my presence there is easily replaceable (because it is). The bottom line, is I do not feel fulfilled,. and even if I did, I let the statistics that drive my every day overtake any personal accomplishment I might feel. Perhaps it is just that I feel inadequate. That disgusts me. It has dogged me for most of my life. The feeling of being inadequate, not equal. The time will come when I will feel that way, but that time is not now.

To that regard, I have redoubled my efforts to be a better worker (what a foreign concept…), and -sell-. Bottom line is I am no salesman, but who’s to say I couldn’t become one who at least was worth his salt (who’s to say that this is the path I want to go down?) One never knows, but if life is all about the experiences, I need to embrace this once and make the most of it before i lose it. Maybe the skills I pick up here can help me with my podcasting ventures and possibly branding and all of that. Who knows? I have to try harder, if not for myself, then for my wallet.

I have made a number of stupid decisions with money over the past eight months, but not have effected me. I am perfectly aware that in the future, I will not have the ability to do what I have done. Again, I fill the hole with material goods.
Another night,

Devin.